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When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”

Reality:

“Then clean the house.”

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“I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.”

Nothing pisses me off more then when girls gets judged for having sex with one guy who she’s in a serious relationship with, but guys can fuck 10 girls and be praised like he’s fucking jesus christ.